Dog Humour : Dog Proverbs

Dog Proverbs

  • "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
    - Ben Williams
  • "Whoever said you cannot buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
    - Gene Hill
  • "Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
    - Unknown
  • "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog does."- Christopher Morley
  • "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
    - Josh Billings
  • "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
    - John Steinbeck
  • "Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
    - Virginia Graham
  • "All knowledge, the totality of all questions and answers, is contained in the dog."
    - Franz Kafka